‘BirthDays’ An ode to Mrs. Braintree
Posted: 03 September 2015 04:39 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Well, crap, I wrote this a couple of days ago but completely forgot to post it yesterday.  A corny (and now belated) birthday present for Mrs. Braintree.

I trust you all to provide your own musical accompaniment (most of you can do it in your heads).

‘BirthDays’ - Enjoy

It’s coming down
Parents on the motors veins
Keeps your lessons in the round

It’s coming down
Fast day for the teacher
And her wheels are spinning now

On account of September, Mrs. Braintree
All the halls are motion
And the lockers are loot for vagabonds
It’s coming down
Go home…

Yeah!!

It’s coming down
Shoe prints on the entryways
Frames the arching of your frown

It’s coming down
If your halls are crammed with children
There’s a cursing on your crown
On a shaky Wednesday, Mrs. Braintree
All your halls are waxen shiny
And the lockers are loot for vagabonds
It’s coming down.
Hey-yeah!
Go home!
Go home and take a birthday Mrs. Braintree
Yeah!

Mrs. Braintree, you’re a bubbly Northern woman
Go forth with yearly students
Because there’s a blessing of accounts

Mrs. Braintree, “mm hmm”, it is written
When the kids come over desktops
All the halls are closed and the lockers are loot for vagabonds

YEAHHHH!
It’s coming down
Shoe prints on the entryways
Frames the arching of your frown

It’s coming down
If your halls are patrolled by children
There’s no order to be found

On account of September, Mrs. Braintree
All the halls are closed
And the lockers are loot for vagabonds
It’s coming down
Go home.
Go home and take a birthday…

I’m not poor and I paint the page…
Oops, that’s for next year…

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Posted: 04 September 2015 08:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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OOOOOHHHHH ROBBIE V!!

BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!

You are the best! THE BEST!!

Love, Mrs. Janetree

(And I’m gonna hold you to that next year’s “Artist Like Me” tribute)

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First Trip Shakespearience: June 13, 1987 “River Days” Kaukauna, WI. I was 16.

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